BEAR

Narrative inevitability entity
PRIMARY SUBJECT
DESIGNATION: DODO-01
SPECIES: DODO
STATUS: DE-EXTINCT (PENDING)
NAME: “DOODOO”
OWNER: DINO
OWNER CLAIMS: “MAIN CHARACTER”
CURRENT STATE:
UNRESOLVED
DODO PROFILE
TEMPERAMENT: DOCILE
INTELLIGENCE: UNDERRATED
THREAT LEVEL: LOW
NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE: DISPROPORTIONATE
NOTES:
Subject is loved.
Subject is defended.
Subject persists.
DEFENSIVE MEASURES OBSERVED
• Automated turrets (STRAPPED)
• Nuclear launch authority (UNVERIFIED)
• Planetary relocation (MARS PROPOSAL)
• Narrative immunity claim (“MAIN CHARACTER”)
EFFECTIVENESS:
INCONCLUSIVE
INCIDENT LOG
ATTEMPT 01: DOMESTICATION — INEFFECTIVE
ATTEMPT 02: ARMAMENT — INELEGANT
ATTEMPT 03: EXILE — POSTPONED
ATTEMPT 04: DENIAL — ONGOING
Observation continues.
POWER SCALING
ENTITY CLASS: UNIVERSAL+
TRAINED BY: BREAD
VARIANTS:
• BEAR (STANDARD)
• BEAR5 — NO DIFF (UNTESTED)
IMPORTANT NOTES
Bear is not fast.
Bear is not loud.
Bear is patient.
Dodo resistance is acknowledged.
Outcome remains unwritten.
SYSTEM STATUS: OBSERVING
RESOLUTION: PENDING